[The Onion] Labubu Invasion in the European Council

Lafufus continue to flood the European Union and the United Kingdom, seriously risking the safety of children and adult Labubu enthusiasts.

An anonymous tip tells the ONION that most politicians in the European Council feel too important to address this issue in their conclusion on EU-UK relations. 

Labubu dolls allegedly make up 90% of fake toys seized at the UK border, with three out of four of these fakes failing safety tests, containing banned chemicals, and posing severe choking hazards due to loose stitching and detachable parts.