After days of negotiations in the European Council, the heads of state or government have agreed to base future cooperation on the existing Security Action for Europe governance framework (SAFE), rather than adopting an entirely new one. Over the course of the summit, discussions were rocky. Whilst European Council president António Costa was pressing on discussing a governance framework, the majority of the politicians much rather preferred to discuss “European” Security and Common Defense....

Lafufus continue to flood the European Union and the United Kingdom, seriously risking the safety of children and adult Labubu enthusiasts. An anonymous tip tells the ONION that most politicians in the European Council feel too important to address this issue in their conclusion on EU-UK relations. Labubu dolls allegedly make up 90% of fake toys seized at the UK border, with three out of four of these fakes failing safety tests, containing banned chemicals, and posing severe choking hazards...

On Saturday afternoon in the DISEC Summit, heads of state and government continue work on their JCPOA Draft. Saudi Arabia and Yemen explain they are adding a completely new withdrawal clause and a monitoring mechanism, Yemen stating, “the withdrawal clause is especially important to prevent political opportunism.” Iran also told AP reporters that the new draft will include IAEA inspections and allow video surveillance and recording on its grounds from “friendly countries,” to include: Oman,...