[The Guardian] EUCO - The EU’s plans for world domination exposed

In shocking news, the European Council consisting of all European heads of state have announced to the press their plans to take control of the world. This comes following a confrontation with DISEC which united the European Council against the rest of the world. While the European nations do not have a large amount of nuclear bombs, they plan to collaborate with Iran and North Korea to ensure an adequate supply. 

As revealed by the German chancellor, the first nukes will be dropped on New York City and other American targets. The US will not prevent these attacks due to extensive CIA collaboration as well as the infiltration of the American government at all levels. Following the leveling of all major US cities, Israel, as DISEC ringleader, will be flattened.

The nukes will be supplied by France at first, and then from external sources such as Iran and North Korea. The Netherlands, in a big policy shift, has approved Eurobonds for the purchasing of nuclear weaponry. Ireland plans to take over the UK to acquire their supply of warheads. If all these plans fall through, the European Council will use Lithuania’s USSR-era biological and chemical weapons. 

Wrapping things up, the Council reiterated that the freedom of the press would be guaranteed in the new post-nuclear war society.