BREAKING NEWS: The bread is a woke scheme
- anonymous
- May 4
- 1 min read
The Onion’s investigative journalists have uncovered that the EUROMUN organization has succumbed to woke pressure. What was labelled as garlic bread turned out to be normal bread. Clearly, this is an attempt to comply with DEI-quotas.
Rebranding the bread served as garlic bread is a purely performative act. Normal bread should stay normal without needing to be marketed as another kind of bread. The question here is really: What kind of bread do we want our children to be eating? And what will they serve us next? Whole grain bread?
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