[Associated Press] Stinkygate: EUCO Reacts to NYT Allegations

After the New York Times had exposed EUCO as the smelliest of them all in yesterday’s investigation, the EUCO chair offered a response to the press.

“Some of our delegates are afraid of opening the windows,” he tells the Associated Press. Given Dutch temperatures, that would be understandable – if it weren’t for the stench. “We are stuck in an eternal loop of cold and stinky, and I believe it will never end,” the EUCO chair continues to explain.

Nevertheless, an AP journalist reports relief after entering the EUCO committee this morning and finding all windows wide open.